Now we kinda went as a joke, Both of us had seen each other naked so there were no qualms there. And neither of us really wanted to do anything, but we were just very very curious of what actually went on. So for the first 15 minutes or so, literally we just walked around the place in our towels and were expecting so many displays of debauchery….but alas it was a Sunday night and the place was pretty much empty. Now bathhouses are hilarious, especially when they’re empty. I mean bad porn is playing on every TV, there’s a dungeon, a random barrel or two (seriously what’s with the barrels?!) and men (if present) creeping around running into the same people over and over until they find something they think is to their liking. And of course there’s the fun spa stuff like hot tubs and pools and saunas and steam rooms (just to open up your pores and relax). On this night, me and my friend found a small group in the sauna. Another guy was touching the leg of a different guy.
Typical gay sauna scene right? And then my friend did the best thing ever, he just looked over and said, “Wait, are you all gay?” And everyone laughed. It was hilarious, and really broke the super intense gay sexual tension.Īfter that, we all headed out. showered up, laughed some more, and talked in the hot tub. That’s the thing about these places, I find them hilarious.
